Could've Gone Pro

Mate, if it wasn't for birds and booze, I'd of been heavyweight champion of the world...
Mate, if it wasn't for my knee I'd have played in the Premier League/NBA/PGA...
Don't be that geezer propping up the bar, five pints deep.

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